The Best Mustache Waxes
If you're the kind of guy that likes to keep his whiskers in check, it's probably in your best interest to invest in some mustache wax. These simple substances can turn your limp-looking 'stache into something exceptional. Of course, mustaches have been around for a while and so have mustache waxes. With so many different brands and formulas on the market, it can be quite overwhelming to try to find the perfect one. Fear not. We've done the research and found the best mustache waxes that money can buy. Here, we've whittled down the list to a few of our favorites, from the inexpensive to the premium pick.
Bossman MUDstache Training Wax
Who's the boss?
The MUDstache from Bossman has it all. It’s unscented, tint-free, and all-natural. Best of all, it’s extremely long-lasting. One little dab on both sides of your ‘stache is enough for a 24-hour hold. With such a small amount needed, it’s also one of the most economical options on our list. One bottle contains less than an ounce of wax, but that’s usually enough to last several months at a time. Plus, the MUDstache has an exceptional hold. Great for training facial hair of all textures and lengths, this water-based formula dries clear and provides complete control over springy whiskers. Easy to apply and easy on the eyes, you really can’t go wrong with Bossman’s MUDstache.
Pros
- This mustache wax dries firm without being too harsh on your facial hair.
- The fact that Bossman’s mustache wax is water-based helps it to dry clear and wash out easily.
Cons
- If you have particularly wiry whiskers, it might be best to look elsewhere.
Firehouse Mustache Wax’s “Wacky Tacky”
I mustache you a question
Firehouse’s “Wacky Tacky” is one of the best mustache waxes that money can buy. Though the price tag is a bit high, those that take their ‘stache game seriously should consider this premium option. With such a strong and long-lasting hold, it’s a great pick for storm chasers and pirates. It’s also a great option for those that want a highly effective wax that won’t degrade with time. As soon as you open the one-ounce can, you’ll realize immediately that this is the real deal. Although the appearance is akin to molasses and the consistency is thicker than pine sap, this premium tacky spreads evenly and washes off easily. Once applied, your whiskers will bend to whatever direction you command them to go.
Pros
- This no-nonsense mustache wax is fragrance and dye-free, making it a solid choice for anyone looking for a simple facial hair wax solution.
- The carrying tin is ornately decorated and has a durable construction.
Cons
- If you have light brown or blonde whiskers, Firehouse’s mustache wax might darken the color of your mustache.
Viking Revolution Mustache Wax, Sandalwood and Citrus (2-Pack)
Wax on, wax off
Sometimes, two waxes are better than one. With this 2-pack from Viking Revolution, you get to decide between Sandalwood and Citrus. Although some people don’t prefer scented waxes, both aromas are actually quite subtle and pleasant. They won’t overwhelm your nostrils. Of course, we wouldn’t recommend a mustache wax based on the scent alone. This formula from Viking Revolution delivers long-lasting hold and moisturizes your whiskers along the way. It’s a high-performance wax that comes in two half-ounce tins. Even better, it doesn’t feel sticky or tacky, so you can tame your facial hair on the go without worrying about sticky fingers.
Pros
- Unlike more heavy-duty mustache waxes, Viking Revolution’s blend features only all-natural ingredients.
- The pleasantly aromatic fragrances in this two-pack are sure to leave a lasting impression.
Cons
- We love the all-natural ingredient blend, but there are definitely comparable products on the market that will provide a stronger hold.
Mountaineer Brand Original Cedar Fir Scent
More wax for less
This 2-ounce tin of mustache wax from Mountaineer Brand proves that cheap doesn’t always mean low-quality. Most mustache waxes at this price range are usually formulated with artificial waxes and petroleum, but not this all-natural option. Made out of beeswax and coconut oil, this original formula will not only deliver top-notch pliability to your whiskers but also moisturizes and hydrates. It gives an exceptionally soft and natural appearance to facial hair. However, looks can be deceiving. The wax grabs a tight hold and gives you complete command of the shape of your mustache. Even better, the cedar and fir tree scent is mild and pleasant without being overpowering.
Pros
- Mountaineer Brand’s mustache wax achieves a respectable hold with all-natural plant-based ingredients.
- Unlike other all-natural mustache wax blends, this pick from Mountaineer Brand comes with a shockingly low price tag.
Cons
- It looks great while the hold lasts, but it usually won’t last all day.
Death Grip All-Natural Mustache Wax
Get a grip
If you’ve got the kind of mustache that sets off metal detectors, then normal waxes just won’t do. Relieve yourself of the burden of wiry whiskers with the Death Grip mustache wax. The formula is designed to deliver that extra-strength, competition-grade hold. Of course, with this kind of strength, it may take a little longer to apply. To achieve a spreadable viscosity, you have to heat the tin with a blow-dryer. Alternatively, we recommend keeping it in your pocket for a bit to warm it up. That being said, a small amount is enough to put your mustache hairs into a headlock, so you can take control of your whiskers before they take control of you.
Pros
- Death Grip’s mustache wax provides a surprisingly rock-solid hold without the use of chemical ingredients.
- This mustache wax provides a strong hold without darkening the appearance of your facial hair.
Cons
- The high viscosity of this mustache wax blend might take some getting used to.
Our Tips and Tricks
Training your mustache with mustache wax can take a lot of time and practice. Don’t get discouraged if your first waxing doesn’t achieve the look you’ve been desiring. It might take a few weeks with a few different brands to find the perfect match for your style and facial hair type. Also, it’s very important to warm up your mustache wax before applying it. Out of the tub, mustache wax can be too solid to work with properly. The best way to warm your mustache wax is to keep the tin in your pocket for a few hours before application. This should lessen the rigidity of the wax and make it much easier for you to apply to your mustache.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the best technique for applying mustache wax?
Whether you’ve got a world-record handlebar or a modest pencil ‘stache, applying mustache wax is a straightforward practice. For starters, we recommend applying the wax in the morning, after a warm shower. Don’t expose your facial hair to hot water, as this can dry it out and damage the follicles.
Once you’ve rinsed off, you’re ready to start taming those whiskers. Some waxes will need to be heated with a hairdryer to loosen up. You can also keep the tin in your pocket while you do the rest of your morning prep, or even run the tin under hot water.
Take a rice-sized amount between your thumb and forefinger and roll it back and forth. Once the wax is nice and pliable, start applying it from the middle of your lip and outwards towards the tips. Ensure that the wax is spread evenly and between the whiskers, not just on top of them. To give your mustache that famous handlebar curl, you can try applying a liberal amount to the very extremities, and then pinching them into shape.
What should I do about unmanageable curly hair?
Most facial hair has some degree of waviness or curliness to it. That’s why there are tons of different options for taming unruly, curly facial hair. For starters, you’re going to want the softest whiskers possible. Try using a conditioner when showering, and finish with beard oil or beard balm. Although it may appear to make your beard hair curlier, we’ve found that well-moisturized beards and mustaches are more easily manipulated by the wax. The last option on our list, the Death Grip Mustache Wax, is rated for any degree of mustache unruliness and will make even the wiriest of mustaches pliable and controllable. Finally, if all else fails, there are beard straighteners available that work in the same way as traditional hair straighteners.
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